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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#0D0D0D'>Last month we had repeated incident of someone smearing their feces on the outside of the bowl, underneath, so you smelled it before you saw it…. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#0D0D0D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#0D0D0D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>Christian Dunham | Director<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>Bullard Sanford Memorial Library<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>facebook.com/vassarlibrary <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'><a href="http://www.vassarlibrary.org/"><span style='color:black;text-decoration:none'>www.vassarlibrary.org</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black'>989-823-2171<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#0D0D0D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #E1E1E1 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif'> michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org [mailto:michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Paul Konkolesky via Michlib-l<br><b>Sent:</b> Thursday, January 16, 2020 2:32 PM<br><b>To:</b> Julie Censke via Michlib-l <michlib-l@mcls.org>; Lisa Waskin <lisaw@uproc.lib.mi.us><br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [Michlib-l] gross question for the collective brain<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>Okay, am I the only one thinking "of course a place a place called <b><i>Colon</i></b> Township" would have poop incidents? I can't be the only one... </span><span style='font-family:"Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif;color:black'>😉</span><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><br><br><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>Enjoy your day,<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><br><br><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>Paul Konkolesky<o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>Branch Librarian<o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>Warren Public Library, Civic Center Branch<o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>One City Square, Suite 100<o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>Warren, MI 48093<o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>586-751-0770 extension 5007<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><hr size=2 width="98%" align=center></div><div id=divRplyFwdMsg><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'> <a href="mailto:michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org">michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org</a> <<a href="mailto:michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org">michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org</a>> on behalf of Julie Censke via Michlib-l <<a href="mailto:michlib-l@mcls.org">michlib-l@mcls.org</a>><br><b>Sent:</b> Thursday, January 16, 2020 1:48 PM<br><b>To:</b> 'michlib-l' <<a href="mailto:michlib-l@mcls.org">michlib-l@mcls.org</a>>; Lisa Waskin <<a href="mailto:lisaw@uproc.lib.mi.us">lisaw@uproc.lib.mi.us</a>><br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [Michlib-l] gross question for the collective brain</span> <o:p></o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p></div></div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>How about, "For water voiding only." Sorry, you are dealing with this. We had "poop incidents" in the past, and it was just awful. Thank God for Serve Pro. <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div id="x_Signature"><div id="x_divtagdefaultwrapper"><p><span style='font-family:"Lucida Handwriting";color:black'>Julie Censke</span><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Lucida Handwriting";color:black'>Library Director</span><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Lucida Handwriting";color:black'>Colon Township Library</span><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Lucida Handwriting";color:black'>(269) 432-3958</span><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style='font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div></div><div class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><hr size=2 width="98%" align=center></div><div id="x_divRplyFwdMsg"><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black'> <a href="mailto:michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org">michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org</a> <<a href="mailto:michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org">michlib-l-bounces@mcls.org</a>> on behalf of Lisa Waskin via Michlib-l <<a href="mailto:michlib-l@mcls.org">michlib-l@mcls.org</a>><br><b>Sent:</b> Thursday, January 16, 2020 1:40 PM<br><b>To:</b> 'michlib-l' <<a href="mailto:michlib-l@mcls.org">michlib-l@mcls.org</a>><br><b>Subject:</b> [Michlib-l] gross question for the collective brain</span> <o:p></o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p></div></div><div><div><p class=xxmsonormal>Why does the life of a librarian always come down to poop?! So, we are having an issue with patrons using the urinal for purposes of depositing number 2 lately. We are trying to come up with wording for a sign. Has anyone else ever had this issue and/or have some ideas for wording? I mean you would think this would be a no brainer, but then again, if you are pooping in a urinal, your brain cells are under question. Sorry for the gross factor, but at least it may give some of you a laugh and a “my day could be a lot worse right now” moment.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>Thanks from above the bridge,<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>Lisa<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>Lisa Waskin, Director<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>Superior District Library<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>541 Library Drive<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>Sault Ste. Marie, MI 49783<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>Ph. (906) 632-9331<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal>Fax (906) 635-0210<o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal><a href="mailto:lisaw@uproc.lib.mi.us">lisaw@uproc.lib.mi.us</a><o:p></o:p></p><p class=xxmsonormal> <o:p></o:p></p></div></div></div></div></body></html>